is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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