I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
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will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
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Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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