I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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