I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
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I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
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Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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