Whod you bang
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Did I show you my penis last night?
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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