so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
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If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
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I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
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