kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
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What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
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I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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