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Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Actions speak louder than pants.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
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