is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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