Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
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Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
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It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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