Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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