Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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