How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
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I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
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If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Randomize