I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
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I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
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I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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