Your tits are I can't wait for
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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