You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Randomize
