She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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