And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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