I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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