How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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