Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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