I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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