it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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