I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
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Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
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I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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