I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
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Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
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You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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