I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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