after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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