we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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