im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
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It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
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He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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