He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
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Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
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Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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