Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Randomize