its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
he told me I talked like a deaf person
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
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My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I will be naked everywhere
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
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We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
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