That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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