I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
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He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
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all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants