discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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