i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
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stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
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Can I color on your dick again?
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".