you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well