Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
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I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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