Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
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at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
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I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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