Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
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I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
It's never too late to be topless.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
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before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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