Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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