so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
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