the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
high people should be assigned attendants
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I'm gonna fight the coyote
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
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