Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
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