Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
where does the pee come out of this thing
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
She bit a glass in half.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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