In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
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I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
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However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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