It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Randomize