I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
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just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
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You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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