i permit you to call me
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
