In the future we'll all be gay
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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