I look better un-naked...
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
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she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
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I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
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