If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
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I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
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Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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