You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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