Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Soap is not a condiment
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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