I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
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