When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
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