what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
tell me about the fingering
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